
If you give me $1,626 I will go to the small Okinawan island called Taketomi and send you an envelope filled with star-sand (don’t worry, I’ve been there before, I know where to go). I will send it from there.
Riley on 22 April 2008
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If you give me $1,626 I will go to the small Okinawan island called Taketomi and send you an envelope filled with star-sand (don’t worry, I’ve been there before, I know where to go). I will send it from there. Riley on 22 April 2008 View Comments
Riley on 20 March 2008 View Comments
This Is Why I Love Dooce From her “Thou shalt not misrepresent thy husband” post: I am not very good at maintaining the celebrity-lay person code of conduct where you’re just supposed to let the celebrities go on living their lives and pretend that you don’t want to run up and lick them on the face, so I cupped my hands around my mouth and hollered, “MISS AMERICA! MISS AMERICA!” Right, except she wasn’t Miss America, my mistake, how was I supposed to know when only two seconds ago my husband had whispered her correct title in my ear? Was I supposed to be paying attention? Because I wasn’t, I was busy plotting out how I could fling my body in the air and wrap it around her head. That’s how I show my patriotism. Riley on 29 January 2008 View Comments |
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