Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin – Think I Wanna Die
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Making Me Want To Bop Around The City On My Bike
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I’ll Be Adopting This Dining Room for the Summer
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Factory Point, Where Art Thou?
I’m going to have to use every ounce of strength within me to stop myself from RIPPING THE BANK MANAGER A NEW ASSHOLE tomorrow. I’ve got to talk to her about the $5 overdraft fee they take from me every time my checking balance goes into the negative. Yes, I should manage my money a little better, but the whole point of getting the overdraft protection plan was to avoid these little dilemmas. Below I have quoted the Berkshire Bank website on their overdraft policy and I’d like someone to show me the line that says “WE WILL TAKE $5 FROM YOU FOR YOUR NEGLIGENCE, YOU IDIOT”, because all I can see is “THERE IS NO TRANSFER FEE.”
Save money with Automatic Transfer Service for overdraft protection from your statement savings to your checking account. Funds will be transferred when there is not enough money in your checking account to cover your checks. We will transfer the exact amount of the overdraft and notify you when a transfer has been made. There is no transfer fee saving you from costly overdraft fees and returned check charges.
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THINGS FOR SALE THAT I WILL MAIL YOU:

If you give me $1,626 I will go to the small Okinawan island called Taketomi and send you an envelope filled with star-sand (don’t worry, I’ve been there before, I know where to go). I will send it from there.
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In Good Company

The style of this paper wreath by haru looks nothing like our place, but I am love with it and so, am willing to look past this small fact. It has been made from vintage sheet music, gift-wrap, scrapbook paper, a clothing catalog, Japanese magazine, a variety of other books, and is cute as a freaking button.
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Sorry for the Absence, We Were in Mullet Country

Photo via King James
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MARC by Marc Jacobs Totally Turn-Lock Clutch

How cute is this MARC by Marc Jacobs clutch? I’m more of an oversized bag kind of girl, but I’m loving the sailoresque style with the navy leather and big gold hardware. By golly, I think I need one.
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Gmail Chat, It Brings The Family Together
Dad: TYPING IN ALL CAPS IS SO COOLTaylor: I KNOW
me: IT SAYS I MEAN BUSINESS
Taylor: IT MAKES IT HEARD
me: FIERCE
Dad: TO THINK… ALL THESE YEARS I’VE BEEN COMMUNICATING IN LOWER CASE.
Taylor: NOW WE ARE LIKE A MOB
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Urban Outfitters, I Hate You
I just wanted to make note of an email I received this morning. The gladiators, the Blondie record, the Native American accents, everything about it screams RILEY. Urban Outfitters, stop gankin my steeze, you bitch.

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Lollapalooza 2008 Lineup
The lineup was announced today! When Konrad remembered, we both ran to the computer and then danced around, loudly proclaiming which shows we each want to see. Because why just agree that everything will be cool WHEN YOU CAN COMPETE FOR WHO HAS CHOSEN THE BETTER LINEUP. Except we both chose the same thing, so naturally I win.
